Don’t Forget

thenightvalepost:

The ban on Wheat & Wheat by-products, writing utensils, and oranges are still in effect. As well as the following

  1. Lawn mowers
  2. Grass
  3. Hand crafted light bulbs
  4. Small fist sized river rocks that have not gained sentience
  5. Smiling gods

Reminder.

Day three of not smoking. I do have the urge to upgrade my vape setup but I’ve heard that’s normal 😆

Day three of not smoking. I do have the urge to upgrade my vape setup but I’ve heard that’s normal 😆

humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"

File under: things I would do.

humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"

File under: things I would do.